The economy sucks, everyone’s out of work, those who are still working are stretched thin and stressed beyond belief, companies aren’t giving raises, and oddly, everything costs more.
Getting a good discipline session should be a stress reliever, not a source of stress, wouldn’t you agree? It saddens me to think of the bad boys out there and how badly they need to be hauled over someone’s knee (my knee, especially!)
I’m offering, for an indefinite period, ways to session with me without paying. This is for those who have certain skills and/or products I may need. In other words, I am willing to barter for a session. Two rules: a) what you offer has to be something I really need, or a service that benefits me, and b) if you offer a service, it must be something you really know how to do.
Here are some suggestions:
A massage from a professional licensed massage therapist.
Home repair or painting (I need some tile work work done in my bathroom, among other small repairs).
Lessons. I recently exchanged a session for some speech training lessons. Other skills I’m interested in are language lessons, particularly Spanish; website design; martial arts; yoga or Pilates lessons; or dance lessons.
Electronic goods: If you have any of these items and are upgrading to a newer model, I’d like to talk about a trade:
a) Digital camera with a good optical zoom and 10 or 12 megapixels;
b) i-Pod Nano.
c) New GPS for car
Spanking furniture, such as a padded bench
in addition to the above offer, I’ve already been offering discount rates on play at Paddles NYC.
I charge $50 less there than in a private session, and you don’t have to book for a full hour. (FYI, I will be playing there this Saturday night. Come out and say helllo.)
So, think about this offer. Maybe it’s just what you need. Then email me.