I wish to beat someone

It’s been too long. OK, it’s only been a week — I get itchy quick. I may be at Paddles NYC tonight, who’s going to be out?

I’ll bring canes, crops, paddles, straps and other delicious things. Oh, what the heck? — I’ll bring cuffs too for those who need a little restraint. Any reasonably sane, attractive, intelligent men up for it?

4 Comments


  1. Dear supreme Mistress Cassandra Park,
    Rally makes me want to report for a beating, it has been so long since i last felt the joy of Your cane. with thanks slave donald.

  2. Andy

    Me, me, me! Pick me!

    Ohh wait – Google Earth says that’s 3962 miles from here.

    Too bad :-(

    > I’ll bring canes, crops, paddles,
    > straps and other delicious things.

    Excellent! I’d recommend the sequence hand, paddle, crop, strap and cane.

    > Oh, what the heck? — I’ll bring
    > cuffs too for those who need a
    > little restraint.

    I usually don’t need restraints but it could be good – just in case.

    > Any reasonably sane

    Yes (although judging myself might be bad)

    > attractive

    Yes (men tend to overestimate their attractiveness anayway)

    > intelligent men up for it?

    Yes (intelligent relative to … a snowdrop flower maybe?)

    *sight*

    Actuallly – Paddles NYC was on Saturday – I’d need a time machine then …

    But thanks for your post – it made me smile.

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