That’s how my UK friend Ian, proprietor of The London Tanners, describes himself on his FetLife profile, which I’d clicked on this morning because he’d commented on something else (don’t you love where FetLife takes you sometimes?)
He also has as a tagline “Improving behaviour one girl at a time,” which I happen to agree with, except it should be “one boy OR girl at a time,” and there shouldn’t be that silly extra “u” in “behavior.”
Does what I do really “improve behavior”? Does punishment for real-life transgressions ever work? Well, as I type this, I know of at LEAST three bad boys who have told me they need to be spanked for smoking, that they need to quit, and as far as I know all three of them continue to engage in this disgusting, unhealthy and annoying habit.
Oddly, there doesn’t seem to be much about this on FetLife, with the exception of a fetish, “being punished for smoking” — and only ONE person lists that as a fetish. (with the thousands and thousands of FetLife members, only ONE person lists that? unbelievable). There are some related fetishes, such as “smoking,” “forced smoking,” and smoking “pot,” “weed,” and “copious amounts of ganja,” but no other “punished for smoking” fetishes.
I didn’t mean to get off on a smoking rant; I was just thinking of behaviors or bad habits, for which someone might come to me and ask for help in “curing.”
Honestly, for most people into spanking, what I do is a reward, not a punishment. If you can quit smoking, if you can lose that 20 pounds you’ve been wanting to lose, come see me and I’ll help you celebrate by tossing you over my knee and giving you a good old-fashioned spanking. It’ll give you a bigger rush than that drag of nicotine or that Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pie. Yes. Leave the Oatmeal Cream Pies with me.